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Brace yourself. The first SWA event of 2016! Rhos Ness Monster III is here, hosted by Bangor University. Head down for a weekend of crazy waves, beautiful atmosphere, howling wind, powerful shapes, cheap drinks and of course the intense lashing environment the is the megalopolis* of Bangor - all for just £20!

When?

Friday 5th - Sunday 7th January

What's included?

During both days we'll be heading down to Rhosneigr beach on the lovely Isle of Anglesey to catch some ridiculous North Welsh waves after a lovely cooked breakfast provided by your hosts. Hot dinner will be provided on Saturday night before that night's lash commences.

Both nights we have hooked you up with free entry to a select few of Bangor's huge** choice of nightclubs, incredible drinks deals as well!

Fancy dress theme 

FESTIVALS AROUND THE WORLD***

Where?

Meet at the Old Glan on Friday evening from 6pm to register, receive you wristbands and be allocated to a lovely**** member of Bangor Windsurf Club who will be your host for the weekend!

Friday Night - Old Glan 210 High Street LL57 1NY

Daytime - Rhosneigr, meeting at Funsport (the shop on the beach,) 1 Beach Terrace, Rhosneigr, Anglesey, LL64 5QB)

Hope to see lots of you there for another epic weekend of windsurfing and***** lashing in the lovely City of Bangor, centre of the universe, nerve centre of the North, colourful academic capital of North Wales, city of dreams, guiding light of civilization, capital of charm, metropolis of mirth. Bangor may be small but with lots of training from the one and only Taffy Osborne we sure now know how to party!******* So make sure you don't miss out of the first of these classic events, 2016!

Who blame all the *s on 

Text - Kathy Dicken, B.U.W.C.

Notes - Taffy Osborne, S.W.P.

What all the *s mean

* This is a real word.

** There's like 5. We're going to the best (cheapest.)

*** Looking hot is not an option. (Don't tell any actual Scot)

**** A girl wrote this, can you tell? I removed most of the !'s

***** More of an and/or******

****** Party not optional.

******* They didn't before. Fixed it. Feel free to provide further education.

Also note - this is exactly the same text as last year if you noticed, that's because it's going to be just as good, probably far better. We're so busy making it awesome we resorted to copy and paste.

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